To the guy who goes to the gym and walks at a snail's pace on the treadmill for a WHOLE HOUR, TALKING ON THE FREAKING PHONE: nobody likes you. You are obviously illiterate (as you have ignored the '30 minute time limit when people are waiting' signs). And you talk on the phone WAY too loud.
I know it must be hard talking over the annoying hum of the treadmill, but seriously; nobody cares how the Cards are doing, nobody gives a crap about how your workday was, and I certainly don't give a flying shit about what you are doing later tonight.
P.S. - It's weird how much you stare at anything with tits.
< /rant >